My Inbox

Isto é o aspecto do meu inbox, na minha caixa de correio.
P.S.: Qualquer mail de conteudo político ou futebolistico não tem a ver com a minha pessoa e/ou preferência, simplesmente foi um email que se encontrava no meu inbox

Nome:
Localização: Cascais, Portugal

16 maio 2007

Eve's Story (A Criação Vista por elas)

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It's all so beautiful" Eve replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights - everything is so wonderful; but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain". Eve told God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears etc, she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," replied God. "But it was my first shot at this. I gave the animals six breasts and figured you only needed half of those, but you're right. I'll fix it right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "except for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has a bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a minute, and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate , let me create a man from a part of you. Now, let's see ... where did I put that useless tit ?"

Now, doesn't that make more sense than that crap about the rib?